Frequent Foreplay Miles: The Game?

So you all know that Ellen has this new contest to introduce a new “game” to Ellen’s show.  For awhile now I have been after mom to  take her book and turn it into a Frequent Foreplay Miles calculator/program–you know, a place where folks can place all the important dates and have it remind them to buy flowers or a new golf club, or where  you can rack the points up on your sweetie?  Well, why not on Ellen’s show?

I’m thinking that it could be several couples tracking their Frequent Foreplay Mileage for a few weeks, sort of a behind the scenes contest, through this anonymous internet calculator and the winning couple would get some sort of prize.  I think there would be two benefits, 1) Mom would get on Ellen–no, three benefits: 1) Mom gets on Ellen, 2) the winning couple gets a prize, and 3) all of the couples will spend a month trying to be so awesome to each other that they will earn enough mileage over the course of that month that they will have zero turbulence for the imediate future!